Looking for an outstandingly attractive individual in the 25-30 age range to join me in my couch locked, low key evenings. Must have similar taste in music, enjoy watching Law & Order and having meals cooked for them. Must give good back rubs and also hold my hair back during any type of fellatio.
This position includes but is not limited to; going to the beach with me, holding hands, bringing me burritos when I’m sad (or when I’m feeling any other type of emotion), waking up before me to start my morning pot of coffee, and dealing with potential emotional breakdowns.
If you have a cat allergy you will not be considered.
“The idea that sex is something a woman gives a man, and she loses something when she does that, which again for me is nonsense. I want us to raise girls differently where boys and girls start to see sexuality as something that they own, rather than something that a boy takes from a girl.”—Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (NPR)