ain't no trouble gonna find me now

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:34:40 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:04:30 -0400

"What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:17 -0400

“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?”

- For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

Realist shit you’ll ever read.

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spiral-staircases: baby i would wear these ones! Ugh. I bought...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:42 -0400

spiral-staircases:

baby i would wear these ones!

Ugh. I bought these in black and I never wear them. Something is wrong with me.

Johnny Cash - “Hurt”

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:58:44 -0400

Johnny Cash - “Hurt”

f me

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:37:58 -0400

f me

And this shit is real thick like molasses🍇 (at Cat Haus )

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:37:01 -0400

And this shit is real thick like molasses🍇 (at Cat Haus )

Touché Amoré | Fall 2013 | Deathwish

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:40:49 -0400

Touché Amoré | Fall 2013 | Deathwish

can-a-bassist-get-some: Going all the way from NYC to Chicago...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:36:56 -0400

can-a-bassist-get-some:

Going all the way from NYC to Chicago with @joncaneiro @robmenzer @kevinskylines and @chrxstxna to see @blink182 @baysideband and all these other bands at @riotfest !!!! #riotfest2013 #NYCHI

Hell yeah! I’m coming all the way from CA.. I’m glad to know I’m not the only one driving half the country for this!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:28:12 -0400

i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:22:42 -0400

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you sigh it

into my

mouth

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:21:44 -0400

my neverending search for the perfect mid finger rings is still...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:15:07 -0400

my neverending search for the perfect mid finger rings is still in effect

neck-tatz: Balance & Composure at Skate and Surf...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:46:10 -0400

neck-tatz:

Balance & Composure at Skate and Surf Festival

be still, my heart

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:43:23 -0400

laa-dispute: Audiotree Live Adam, get in my Vass

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:18:43 -0400

laa-dispute:

Audiotree Live

Adam, get in my Vass

O GD IT KRISTENE

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:16:32 -0400

O GD IT KRISTENE

ohgeezkristene: Hey Chicago, let’s hang out this September....

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:08:00 -0400

ohgeezkristene:

Hey Chicago, let’s hang out this September. I’ve got a full car and already know a handful of people who are going, but I’m always looking to make new friends in different places. Buying a VIP pass later this afternoon!

I can’t wait to fuck shit up on this roadtrip with you doe. Travel rules everything around me. CHICAGO HIT ME UP.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:05:05 -0400

Shitty fucking friends. I couldn’t even put to words how badly I’d like to knock a bitch...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:03:00 -0400

Shitty fucking friends. I couldn’t even put to words how badly I’d like to knock a bitch the fuck out right now